Friday, August 24, 2007

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Sooooo .... Friday ... again ....
This week: TOTAL CRASH
good ... I orig. only 3 days work ... but almost nothing written at all - KYAAA ...!
matter ...

appears to the prettiest of my body, my hands / arms - it should go by the Magdi from ... (The small Viennese - See last entry)
but how much the plan vacate ... kay ... why not ~
'm not muscular (not be so very smooth ~ _ ~) nor any other matters which ...

na kay ... wieauchimmer - must still work ~ _ ~
Right ... hate the area ... Only old ( stingy ) bags!

Thursday, August 23, 2007

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New Day - Same Shit

So - another entry from the Life of a Flower Child ~
It took bissl, since my last entry ~
also bissl what happened ...
so I'm still going down to my girlfriend (from Saturday to Tuesday)
had her birthday party was small and cute
following problem: 20 minutes until departure for Vienna, and still no gift, to do limited capital, and little ingenuity
which are: Turkey cheap gift shops - as hundreds of thousands around the station: ie any
looked good shape - but only ne've found great Gift Box by 1.50 * bought *
mhh ... what else
yes! Sex shop! because there are what determines rumgestöbert for a fresh 17
become - first a massage oil picked out - price 25 € - too expensive * * rummage further
YES! a beginner vibrator - Price 9 EURON - bought!
suitable batteries - about 4 € (sauteuer> _>) and even some
a stupid münchensouvenier - 4 €! yay!
done everything together - 18,50 € - 18 minutes time consuming!
I'm such a genius ...
it has indeed animal (ur) happy - makes the other almost as thick purse ~
me for poor people - tjo - of a friend? I hope so ...


more quickly what is to smile ~
On some web sites claim, the following radio interview had actually taken place. The U.S. Navy denies this but decided:
near the coast of Newfoundland: Canadians
: "Please do not change your course 15 degrees south to avoid collision."
Americans "We suggest that you correct your course 15 degrees to the north."
Canadians: "negative, you must correct your course 15 degrees to avoid the collision.."
Americans . "This is the captain of a ship of the U.S. Navy I say change your course."
Canadians: "No, I repeat: you must change your course."
Americans. "This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the U.S. Atlantic Fleet, we are escorted by three destroyers, three cruisers and several chasers I ask that you correct your course 15 degrees to the north, I repeat.. : one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship. " Canadians: " This is a lighthouse. It is your turn again "

have a nice day

Friday, August 17, 2007

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i wear my sunglasses at night

tjo ...
the clock for weeks for me, even today at 17 quit (15 clock lol)

have 20 units as quickly hingefetzt -.. Then will you never - am to 232 units or so for a week ...
'll go tomorrow in the morning just to vienna (leoben is nich drinne)
but ...
NEN'm calling today to get applicants from Munich boss - was sort of thrilled by me - lol ^ ^;
So - if I would not be so lazy, I would vl 500 letters per week ... * think * yes ...
but he's already been on my current performance so impressed ...
"stay calm no a bissl in Munich here ... - Göhs?"

tjapp ...

'll see ...
company party next week ... something with a pirate theme - be it ...
say, work on Monday again ...
how long? no idea ... really no idea - somehow I do not miss leoben at all ...

* drinks a coffee in the internet to get coffee *

Urks
... disgusting ...

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Can I Sue Great West Life

Did you know ....

If you would yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Whether it's worth?)

a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (Live Wow. .. in my next I would like a pig!)

If they beat their heads against the wall, they consume 150 calories (I still have to think the pig ......)

A Kakalake can survive 9 days without a head, before it starves (büüüüüüüäääääääähhhh)

Some lions mate up to 50 times a day (I'd still rather be a pig. quality over quantity)

Elephants are the only animals that can not jump ( think is better that way ....)

butterflies lick their own feet (which had to be said once!)

The urine of a cat in the dark phosphorescent (Who actually pays you to explore that?)

The eye of an ostrich is bigger than its brain ( I know people where this is no different ...)

Starfish have no brains (Even those people I know ...)

Polar bears are left-handed (what?)

humans and dolphins are the only creatures who enjoy on sex (Hey! What is with the pig?)

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never knows best. _.

Gaaahrgh ....
Today I once again caught completely by Murphy's laws been ...
Say, if something can go wrong - it is also wrong ...
pretty stupid ...
first I was on the weekend real name. Stay there ... - Leave units> Saturday, Sunday to prepare myself on the Monday - had to stay ahead of a week (the issue of a fan to answer
magdi will, however, that I come to her birthday party> _ ride down> 5 hours. - 5 back ... (to say nothing of expensive travel costs ...) And Monday
work again
ne real dilemma - come to habs promised her solemnly ...
GAaaAHRG

advertise 2nd at me sometimes again what happened stupid (yes I already got a complaint - nothing bad Alzu so far ...)
and now again today ...
history
was yesterday enlisted in fairly new houses, members ... understood> we accept money ... - Apparently I'm a person again spoke too quickly - so that they take " We accept no money " > _ Apparently>
... - Because today I was in my follow-up visit, her husband addressed me on it - and you can guess three times what it was - a journalist - at the level> _>
Tjo - because he asked me out after my stupid ID card, (as I am, I give him), tells me that he have already talked to the head, and writes my name on (and the number of my past army ID card -?)
ookay ...
quite possible that I would rather get one on the cover, because this story ...
In the worst case thrown out - MIST> _ \u0026lt;
Tjo - did he also noted that there could be a misunderstanding (his statement: "I think my wife is very good German - or so)
tjo .. . as it looks, I would now explain the whole history of my team manager - vl is all then at the end anyway just so bad ... Yes ...

Murphys Laws ...

* sigh *

My faithful stalker - please tell me that you at least as shit're like me, to tell me something about your unhappiness build>)



EDIT:


supplement in the evening
The story of the Advertising has proven to be only half as bad - thank God!
My team leader will talk tomorrow with the association - is indeed not be so bad, I've even accepted no money ^ ^,
phew ...
final results today: about 44 units or so ...
Target units for this week - 300 - still hope to work - am young and need coal - Ahja - am at the weekend in Austria - are interested, autograph sessions and "Fanservice" please Comments Leave

Monday, August 13, 2007

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uhm ... yes

Sooooo
short entry from the i netkaffee-
tag toll was
spent last week with magdi - something are like together - I believe - joar ...
long history - late filing'm going to ....
else .. NEN had super day - 67 units for 3 hours work
'm pretty swamped with ner in local mitwerberin - had three hours of talk about sex - then equal to a break in the burger king at the Ostbahnhof Munich
but 67 units are orig. extremely great - and expense for the ...
my best Monday * nod, nod *
wieauchimmer ...
you've all lieb....
....
...ihr arschlöcher

Monday, August 6, 2007

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nachgetragener descriptor entry from me (in english)

 hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is FC but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... i like 2 watch
invader zim w/ my boifreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our
favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! hes random 2 of course but
i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!!
lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of
commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \u0026lt;--- Me bein random again ^ _ ^ hehe ... toodles !!!!!

love and waffles, * ~ t3h

PeNgU1N d00m oF ~ *

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working sucks> _>


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makes up the crazy!

So, after reading almost infinitely long time, and something new from me. However, I have no idea what to write ... Therefore I tell you how I fall slowly but surely insane. Do you know the film "In the Mouth of Madness" with Sam Neill and Jurgen Prochnow (or Jurgen, as the Americans call him affectionately)? Similarly, it's me. I begin to see gruesome creatures that lurk around me ... Day after day again ... one of them is fat, even though he eats only vegetables. The other is a wannabe-Jew, the third party speaks with a strange Russian accent ... What drives me out into the madness, however, is the fact that these creatures actually exist and I have to work with them! So I have retired from their proximity and discreetly was kindly placed in a segregated room with nice soft walls. Why, however, the door is locked, I do not know. But at least I have my peace. If now is not the busty nurse with the syringe, I'm completely happy.

Here still a fast stolen joke: Two men are on Sauftour. A ist schon ziemlich voll und kotzt sich auf die Jacke. Als er das bemerkt, lallt er: "Scheisse! Was sag ich denn nun zu Hause?" Da meint sein Saufkumpan: "An deiner Stelle würde ich sagen, dass dir ein völlig Betrunkener entgegenkam und dir deine Jacke vollgekotzt hat. Aber er hätte dir für die Reinigung 20 Euro gegeben. Diese steckst du dir in die äußere Jackentasche!" Als er zuhause ist, erzählt er dies seiner Frau, die das auch so glaubt. Zwei Tage später, als er von der Arbeit nach Hause kommt, sagt seine Frau zu ihm: "Der Besoffene vor zwei Tagen hätte dir besser 50 Euro geben sollen, denn in die Hose geschissen hat er dir auch noch!"

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NEWS

Nein, die Fuzzis von Tokio Hotel haben immer noch a record deal, it's about something else: I am enormously pleased that prevents domestic work, according to an international study of the common breast cancer. When the time is not a great argument to encourage women to brushing, scrubbing and washing clothes. We want only your best! Of course, man, woman also supported. Morally. With cheers from the couch, for example, happen to be half-time ("Go, Siglinde, go, go, go!") - You know. Good to know was also that dirt helps fight depression. The recently reported the online magazine Neuroscience. Just continue to clean, always nice, dear readers, the best in the biggest mess, then you will always remain completely healthy. Well, women's have simply good. One stay at this point not mentioned: My personal research has shown that beer get (especially during a live football game on TV) helps against cellulite, cooking and baking, the wrinkles diminish in the face (especially the preparation of Rigatoni al Forno, pizza and chocolate cake ) and regular sucking on cucumbers and objects of similar size makes a crisp bottom. But only at the margins. Beautiful still life!

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Hey - habs done it again - my life can be read on these Emoseiten again.
For all who know me yet - not so much a short description to my:
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Hey - a friend of the'm that short words.
close observers having already recognized - The FC is in Munich.
"How does it work, my FC?" you wonder determined. The
is you really a shit - but hey.
are currently working for the Red Cross (non-directly - but I am advocating more or less for the club)
If so times I want NEN pouch in front of your door and you turn on a binding contract - to make.
If yes for a reasonable purpose - to make me rich!


Have fun reading.
If the read is a complete idiot seriously anyway!

Sunday, August 5, 2007

How To Tell Is A Gay Guy Is Cruising You

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